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Insomnia brings you the Clubbers Times - a guide 2 all the news, reviews,
Hard Hitting Facts, News and stuff u clubbers want 2 know about!'
There is no point in hiding the truth! |
MISSING PERSON
TROY McMULLEN
*PLEASE READ THIS GUYS*
You may have all seen over the last few days, that a young lad
from Portsmouth went missing last week end, on the Evening of
Friday 2nd December/Saturday Morning at around 1am.
The last place TROY McMULLEN was seen was at Gunwharf Quays - he
had been to Jongleurs that evening.
PLEASE CAN YOU PASS THIS MESSAGE THROUGH TO ALL YOUR BUDDIES -
IF ANYONE WAS AT GUNWHARF LAST FRIDAY AND SAW A LAD MATCHING THE
FOLLOWING DESCRIPTION IN OR AROUND JONGLEURS, OR NOTICED
ANYTHING UN TOWARD THEN PLEASE PLEASE CONTACT THE POLICE ON THE
NUMBER TO FOLLOW. MAYBE SOMEONE HAS SOME PHOTOS THEY HAVE NOT
POSTED THAT MAY LEAD TO SOME CLUES? ANYTHING COULD HELP - SO IF
YOU KNOW ANYTHING, NO MATTER HOW BIG OR SMALL, PLEASE CONTACT
ME.
Troy was last seen wearing;
* Red Jeans with White Stripe (faint tiger print on the back)
* Blue jeans with "sexy" in yellow on the back
* White Cardigan
* White T-Shirt
* Bluey grey Puma Trianers
If you have any information, PLEASE CALL - 0845 045 4545
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The Turkey
Curry Edition |
The
Gurn.net eFlyer :
Did Santa bring you what you
wanted this Christmas? We asked
for the Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles and what did we get; a
tie that plays "Jingle Bells"
when you press it. We wouldn't
mind so much but we don't even
wear ties in the office.
Even if you got exactly what you
had been hankering after, why
not spoil yourself even more?
Make a nice turkey sarnie and
take a browse through Gurn. We
have everything from boozy
nights in town right through to
'Europe's Miami' - The Amsterdam
Dance Event for you to enjoy.
Speaking of enjoyment, it's
about time you sorted out your
New Years Eve. Make sure you
have a look at our forum
discussion on house party tips
if you are having some friends
over. On the other hand, if
you're going out add your name
to the event on our listings
sections and if you can't afford
to go out, try and win tickets
in one of our competitions.
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Pacha New York Launch Party |
If you are going to pick one of
the biggest brands in the
clubbing world to launch in one
of the biggest cities who do you
pick? The great Erick Morillo of
course! It was the mighty Pacha
finally opening in New York.
Pete Tong went along and so did
our Nikki with tales of
glamorous celebrities,
billionaires and geisha girls.
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Pacha New York Launch Party
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The
King of Clubland is back |
After a lengthy lay-off for
reasons know best to himself,
Danny LeMark, the former big
time promoter, has been in touch
via his team of lawyers. They
demanded that we put his archive
back online and pay him huge
sums of money to moan about
whatever he likes in a weekly
column. After checking out his
massive writ, we decided to
capitulate.
Danny will be back soon with
some new material but until
then, why not catch back up with
him? We are legally obliged to,
so why shouldn't you?
[
Danny LeMark ]
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Ferry Corsten at Godskitchen New
Year's Eve 2005 |
This year Godskitchen have
gone back to their legendary
trance roots for an almighty New
Year's Eve celebration. The
Birmingham homeboys are hosting
one of the finest line-ups ever
to hit the midlands! Dutch
wizard Ferry Corsten will
headline the event on an
all-star line-up, including
Sander Van Doorn, Jon O'Bir and
Mark Eteson.
The Nitrogen room will be
taken care of by Godskitchen's
glamorous sister Babooshka, with
talent including James Algate,
Chris Turner, Micky Slim,
Funkagenda and Paul Thomas.
While in the Carbon Lounge
Godskitchen resident Duncan
Murray will be giving those with
a funkier disposition something
to shout about.
The amazing line up is not
the only cause for celebration
with Air's car park being
temporarily transformed into a
fun fair packed full with
exhilarating rides and games,
plus outdoor action from the
Gurn Bus! With this in mind
coupled with the fact that
Godskitchen have already been
granted an all nights drink
license this is sure to be a
night to remember! |
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Polysexual Lashtonbury New
Year's Day 2006 |
Polysexual are teaming up with
the undisputed queen of hard
house; Lisa Lashes to bring you
even more crazy shenanigans and
banging antics than ever before!
The event will take place at Air
in Birmingham on New Year's Day
2006, opening at 6pm and rocking
on right thru till 6am. The
Oxygen Arena will play host to
Lisa Lashes and her banging
friends while the mighty
HARDCORE TIL I DIE are hosting
the Nitrogen Arena. The Carbon
Lounge will see Birmingham's
finest house, funky and speed
garage DJs going head-to-head in
an amazing 12-hour extravaganza.
No expense will be spared on
production with Air's car park
being temporarily transformed
into a fairground complete with
exhilarating rides and games.
The boys and girls from Gurn.net
will provide the tunes in the
car park from the roof of their
fantastic Gurn Bus. This event
has all the makings of being an
absolute classic, don't miss out
on a grand start to your year!
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DJ Mag Top 100 Party
DJ Mag Top 100,
Ministry of Sound
27 October, 2005
By :
Meza
Clubbers the world over voted
for their favourite DJ. DJ
Magazine threw a big party to
celebrate the victory of Paul
Van Dyk and we snuck...
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Mixmag helps Arcade Fire to Top
Poll
27 December, 2005
By :
David25
The clubbing magazine Mixmag has
contributed to an HMV poll of
2005's most critically acclaimed
bands.
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Wildchild's Christmas Classics
WiLDCHiLD,
Canvas (Bagleys)
26 December, 2005
By :
ben MORETEAVICAR
Ben finally gets hold of his new
camera's manual and figures out
how to take some blinding shots
at Wildchild's Boxing Day
mash-up.
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Wid & Ben kick off 2006 with
Genesis
Frantic,
Koko Club (Camden Palace)
1 January, 2006
By :
ben MORETEAVICAR
Two of Hard Dance's brightest
hopes, Wid & Ben smacked it in
2005, with some excellent
productions plus their sh*t-hot
DJ sets. Benz ...
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Danny LeMark 3
10 March, 2005
By :
Danny LeMark
Danny LeMarks team of lawyers
demanded we put the third
edition of his excellent column
back online. We protested, they
waved a court sum...
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Dutch Crackdown on Cannabis
26 December, 2005
By :
David25
A town in the Netherlands is
planning on banning it's
infamous coffee shops from
serving up their traditional
fare.
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Burning To Go Out
Lava Ignite,
Lava Ignite
27 October, 2005
By :
Meza
Ever wanted to know what happens
when you take a digital camera
out clubbing on a boozy night
round town? If so, all your
wishes have jus...
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Pacha New York Launch Party
Pacha (New York),
Pacha (New York)
9 December, 2005
By :
Nikki Stein
A huge clubbing name in a huge
city. Erick Morillo opens Pacha
New York. Nikki finds a
Mediterranean hideaway of a
billionaire while chec...
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Clubbers Take the Test
24 December, 2005
By :
David25
Clubbers in East Grinstead under
went drug testing when new
police detection equipment was
used for the first time in West
Sussex.
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Amsterdam Dance Event Diary
27 October, 2005
By :
Jo Phuture
ADE is Europes version of Miami.
Jo came back with a hangover and
a badly scrawled diary of
events. Lucky for us we can read
her handwrit...
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Christmas Stocking Fillers
22 December, 2005
By :
David25
What do Anne Savage, Andy
Whitby, Ron Carrol, Hatiras,
Jupiter Ace and DJ Pierre have
in common? They all want an old
man with a full sac...
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An Interview with Sharam Jay
20 September, 2005
By :
Jaymo
The man of a million guises,
Sharam Jey, has certainly scored
up a few notches on the bedpost
of achievement. Jaymo gets the
lowdown.
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New Years Day Polysexual
Lashtonbury
Polysexual,
Air (Code)
1 January, 2006
By :
David25
After the unbelievable success
of Mashtonbury3 Polysexual are
ecstatic to announce they will
be kick starting the new year in
style prese...
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Gurn Hits the Road (and the Car
Park) Again!
Polysexual,
Air (Code)
1 January, 2006
By :
David25
Let's face it; New Year just
wouldn't be the same without a
purple and orange bus with a DJ
booth in the roof!
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Paul Van Dyk Christmas Special
on Galaxy
20 December, 2005
By :
David25
Get ready for the best Christmas
present ever this Christmas Eve.
Paul Van Dyk has recorded a
special radio show with Paul
Kershaw which ...
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Jacques Lu Cont at FabricLive
Fabric,
Fabric
16 December, 2005
By :
theaddict
Everyone wants a bit of Stuart
Price right now: Madonna,
Röyksopp, The Killers, Gwen
Stefani, and a ram-packed Fabric
on Saturday night. ...
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