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Insomnia brings you the Clubbers Times - a guide 2 all the news, reviews, Hard Hitting Facts, News and stuff u clubbers want 2 know about!' 

There is no point in hiding the truth!

MISSING PERSON
TROY McMULLEN

*PLEASE READ THIS GUYS*

You may have all seen over the last few days, that a young lad from Portsmouth went missing last week end, on the Evening of Friday 2nd December/Saturday Morning at around 1am.

The last place TROY McMULLEN was seen was at Gunwharf Quays - he had been to Jongleurs that evening.

PLEASE CAN YOU PASS THIS MESSAGE THROUGH TO ALL YOUR BUDDIES - IF ANYONE WAS AT GUNWHARF LAST FRIDAY AND SAW A LAD MATCHING THE FOLLOWING DESCRIPTION IN OR AROUND JONGLEURS, OR NOTICED ANYTHING UN TOWARD THEN PLEASE PLEASE CONTACT THE POLICE ON THE NUMBER TO FOLLOW. MAYBE SOMEONE HAS SOME PHOTOS THEY HAVE NOT POSTED THAT MAY LEAD TO SOME CLUES? ANYTHING COULD HELP - SO IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING, NO MATTER HOW BIG OR SMALL, PLEASE CONTACT ME.

Troy was last seen wearing;

* Red Jeans with White Stripe (faint tiger print on the back)
* Blue jeans with "sexy" in yellow on the back
* White Cardigan
* White T-Shirt
* Bluey grey Puma Trianers

If you have any information, PLEASE CALL - 0845 045 4545

 
     

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The Turkey Curry Edition
The Gurn.net eFlyer :
Did Santa bring you what you wanted this Christmas? We asked for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and what did we get; a tie that plays "Jingle Bells" when you press it. We wouldn't mind so much but we don't even wear ties in the office.

Even if you got exactly what you had been hankering after, why not spoil yourself even more? Make a nice turkey sarnie and take a browse through Gurn. We have everything from boozy nights in town right through to 'Europe's Miami' - The Amsterdam Dance Event for you to enjoy.

Speaking of enjoyment, it's about time you sorted out your New Years Eve. Make sure you have a look at our forum discussion on house party tips if you are having some friends over. On the other hand, if you're going out add your name to the event on our listings sections and if you can't afford to go out, try and win tickets in one of our competitions.
 
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Pacha New York Launch Party
Pacha New York Launch Party If you are going to pick one of the biggest brands in the clubbing world to launch in one of the biggest cities who do you pick? The great Erick Morillo of course! It was the mighty Pacha finally opening in New York. Pete Tong went along and so did our Nikki with tales of glamorous celebrities, billionaires and geisha girls.

[ Pacha New York Launch Party ]
 
The King of Clubland is back
The King of Clubland is back After a lengthy lay-off for reasons know best to himself, Danny LeMark, the former big time promoter, has been in touch via his team of lawyers. They demanded that we put his archive back online and pay him huge sums of money to moan about whatever he likes in a weekly column. After checking out his massive writ, we decided to capitulate.

Danny will be back soon with some new material but until then, why not catch back up with him? We are legally obliged to, so why shouldn't you?


[ Danny LeMark ]
 
Ferry Corsten at Godskitchen New Year's Eve 2005
Polysexual Lashtonbury New Year's Day 2006

This year Godskitchen have gone back to their legendary trance roots for an almighty New Year's Eve celebration. The Birmingham homeboys are hosting one of the finest line-ups ever to hit the midlands! Dutch wizard Ferry Corsten will headline the event on an all-star line-up, including Sander Van Doorn, Jon O'Bir and Mark Eteson.

The Nitrogen room will be taken care of by Godskitchen's glamorous sister Babooshka, with talent including James Algate, Chris Turner, Micky Slim, Funkagenda and Paul Thomas. While in the Carbon Lounge Godskitchen resident Duncan Murray will be giving those with a funkier disposition something to shout about.

The amazing line up is not the only cause for celebration with Air's car park being temporarily transformed into a fun fair packed full with exhilarating rides and games, plus outdoor action from the Gurn Bus! With this in mind coupled with the fact that Godskitchen have already been granted an all nights drink license this is sure to be a night to remember!

 
Polysexual Lashtonbury New Year's Day 2006
Polysexual Lashtonbury New Year's Day 2006 Polysexual are teaming up with the undisputed queen of hard house; Lisa Lashes to bring you even more crazy shenanigans and banging antics than ever before! The event will take place at Air in Birmingham on New Year's Day 2006, opening at 6pm and rocking on right thru till 6am. The Oxygen Arena will play host to Lisa Lashes and her banging friends while the mighty HARDCORE TIL I DIE are hosting the Nitrogen Arena. The Carbon Lounge will see Birmingham's finest house, funky and speed garage DJs going head-to-head in an amazing 12-hour extravaganza.

No expense will be spared on production with Air's car park being temporarily transformed into a fairground complete with exhilarating rides and games. The boys and girls from Gurn.net will provide the tunes in the car park from the roof of their fantastic Gurn Bus. This event has all the makings of being an absolute classic, don't miss out on a grand start to your year!
 
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DJ Mag Top 100 - 27 October 2005
DJ Mag Top 100 Party
DJ Mag Top 100, Ministry of Sound
27 October, 2005
By : Meza
Clubbers the world over voted for their favourite DJ. DJ Magazine threw a big party to celebrate the victory of Paul Van Dyk and we snuck...

 
Mixmag helps Arcade Fire to Top Poll
Mixmag helps Arcade Fire to Top Poll
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The clubbing magazine Mixmag has contributed to an HMV poll of 2005's most critically acclaimed bands.

 
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26 December, 2005
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Ben finally gets hold of his new camera's manual and figures out how to take some blinding shots at Wildchild's Boxing Day mash-up.

 
Wid & Ben kick off 2006 with Genesis
Wid & Ben kick off 2006 with Genesis
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By : ben MORETEAVICAR
Two of Hard Dance's brightest hopes, Wid & Ben smacked it in 2005, with some excellent productions plus their sh*t-hot DJ sets. Benz ...

 
Danny LeMark 3
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10 March, 2005
By : Danny LeMark
Danny LeMarks team of lawyers demanded we put the third edition of his excellent column back online. We protested, they waved a court sum...

 
Dutch Crackdown on Cannabis
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26 December, 2005
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A town in the Netherlands is planning on banning it's infamous coffee shops from serving up their traditional fare.

 
Lava Ignite - 27 October 2005
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27 October, 2005
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Ever wanted to know what happens when you take a digital camera out clubbing on a boozy night round town? If so, all your wishes have jus...

 
Pacha New York Launch Party
Pacha New York Launch Party
Pacha (New York), Pacha (New York)
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By : Nikki Stein
A huge clubbing name in a huge city. Erick Morillo opens Pacha New York. Nikki finds a Mediterranean hideaway of a billionaire while chec...

 
Clubbers Take the Test
Clubbers Take the Test
24 December, 2005
By : David25
Clubbers in East Grinstead under went drug testing when new police detection equipment was used for the first time in West Sussex.

 
Amsterdam Dance Event Diary
Amsterdam Dance Event Diary
27 October, 2005
By : Jo Phuture
ADE is Europes version of Miami. Jo came back with a hangover and a badly scrawled diary of events. Lucky for us we can read her handwrit...

 
Christmas Stocking Fillers
Christmas Stocking Fillers
22 December, 2005
By : David25
What do Anne Savage, Andy Whitby, Ron Carrol, Hatiras, Jupiter Ace and DJ Pierre have in common? They all want an old man with a full sac...

 
An Interview with Sharam Jay
An Interview with Sharam Jay
20 September, 2005
By : Jaymo
The man of a million guises, Sharam Jey, has certainly scored up a few notches on the bedpost of achievement. Jaymo gets the lowdown.

 
New Years Day Polysexual Lashtonbury
New Years Day Polysexual Lashtonbury
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1 January, 2006
By : David25
After the unbelievable success of Mashtonbury3 Polysexual are ecstatic to announce they will be kick starting the new year in style prese...

 
Gurn Hits the Road (and the Car Park) Again!
Gurn Hits the Road (and the Car Park) Again!
Polysexual, Air (Code)
1 January, 2006
By : David25
Let's face it; New Year just wouldn't be the same without a purple and orange bus with a DJ booth in the roof!

 
Paul Van Dyk Christmas Special on Galaxy
Paul Van Dyk Christmas Special on Galaxy
20 December, 2005
By : David25
Get ready for the best Christmas present ever this Christmas Eve. Paul Van Dyk has recorded a special radio show with Paul Kershaw which ...

 
Jacques Lu Cont at FabricLive
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Fabric, Fabric
16 December, 2005
By : theaddict
Everyone wants a bit of Stuart Price right now: Madonna, Röyksopp, The Killers, Gwen Stefani, and a ram-packed Fabric on Saturday night. ...

 

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