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The Wicker Man (2006) (12A)
Ents24 Rating: * *
The Wicker Man was something of a
groundbreaking thriller when it was
first released in 1973. The chilling
tale starred Edward Woodward as a
religious policeman sent to a remote
island to investigate a child's
disappearance, only to find a pagan
community where human sacrifice is still
practised. With one of the most shocking
endings in film history, it quickly
became a British classic. So why on
earth we need a remake set in the wilds
of Canada is anyone's guess. Nicolas
Cage's motorcycle cop helping an
ex-girlfriend search for her missing
daughter just isn't a patch on
Woodward's performance and will
disappoint anyone who loved the
original. Do yourself a favour and hire
that on DVD instead.
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Adrift (15)
Ents24 Rating: * *
Who would have thought that a bunch of
people could be so dumb? A gang of old
high school friends get together for a
weekend cruise on a luxury yacht and
find themselves bobbing around
helplessly in the water. Why? Because
the last one in forgot to let down the
ladder. The boat's too big to climb,
they're miles from shore and the effort
of keeping afloat is starting to take
it's toll. As if it wasn't bad enough,
water-phobic Amy (Susan May Pratt) has
left her young baby Sara onboard.
Apparently based on actual events,
Adrift is a perfectly watchable disaster
thriller but you'll spend the whole
movie wondering how they could all be so
stupid in the first place.
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Little Man (12A)
Ents24 Rating: *
The 'brains' behind White Chicks are
back, with one of the most ridiculous
comedy plots ever brought to the big
screen. Darryl (Shawn Wayans) is a
short-sighted man so anxious to become
to a father that he mistakes an
extremely short and somewhat baby-faced
criminal on the run for his newly
adopted son. Tiny crook Calvin (Marlon
Wayans) sees living with kind Darryl and
his wife (Kerry Washington) as a way of
lying low after a jewellery robbery,
especially when they lavish all of their
love and affection on him. So if potty
humour, midgets and attractive lay-dees
are your thing, then Little Man is the
movie for you.
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The Sentinel (12A)
Ents24 Rating: * * *
Having an affair with the President's
wife is a risky business, especially
when it implicates you in a plot to
assassinate him. Respected special agent
Pete Garrison (Michael Douglas) wishes
he'd kept his belt buckled in this
political thriller-by-numbers when his
fumble with First Lady Sarah Ballentine
(Kim Basinger) makes him prime suspect
for murdering a fellow agent, part of a
larger conspiracy to get the most
powerful man in America. Forced to go on
the run, Garrison discovers that a
Neo-Nazi has infiltrated the Whitehouse
and is the real killer. Tracking him is
former protege and ex-best friend David
Breckinridge (Kiefer Sutherland) and his
rookie sidekick Jill Martin (Eva
Longoria). Can Pete outwit them, prove
his innocence and save the president? Do
we even need to ask?
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Crank (18)
Ents24 Rating: * * * *
Jason Statham seems to have established
himself as the king of ridiculous action
thrillers - and they don't come more
far-fetched than Crank. Professional hit
man Chev Chelios (Statham) awakes to
find he has been injected with a lethal
serum by bad guy Ricky Verona (Jose
Pablo Cantillo) and only has an hour to
live. The only thing that will slow down
the poison while he hunts for a cure is
to keep his heart rate sky high. So
while the plot is ludicrous, at least
the 150mph motorbike race through LA,
cocaine snorting and public sex sessions
with girlfriend Eve (Amy Smart) are
justified. And anyone who gets in his
way had better look out. Not one if you
like your movies with logic,
well-rounded characters and subtlety.
But trashy fun doesn't come any better
than this.
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Terkel In Trouble (15)
Ents24 Rating: * * * *
Johnny Vegas, Bill Bailey and Adrian
Edmondson are just some of the comedy
stars lending their voices to this
Danish Tim Burton meets South Park CGI
adventure. At the centre of the story is
geeky 6th grader Terkel, who lists a
chain-smoking mum, monosyllabic dad,
drunk uncle, annoying sister, school
bullies and an iron pipe wielding,
rap-obsessed best friend among the usual
teenage worries. So far, so
dysfunctional. Then the poor lad starts
receiving death threats from a
psycho-killer. And the only person he
thinks can save him is new teacher. A
tale of kids for adults, Terkel in
Trouble is full of crude and close to
the bone humour but its loopy look at
harassment and bullying will make you
thankful you're not 13 anymore
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